walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
