There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
