i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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