hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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