i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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