Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A+ Viking dick
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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