She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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