Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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