Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She bit a glass in half.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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