it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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