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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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