and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
birth control should be required to get into college
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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