You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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