Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
ttyl tear gas
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Randomize
