I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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