why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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