just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
