either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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