We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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