Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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