Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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