you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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