elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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