New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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