Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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