Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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