The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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