so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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