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you suck at this game today
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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