I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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