Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
...so i touched it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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