Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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