Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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