Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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