whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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