after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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