See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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