u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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