He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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