Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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