he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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