doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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