I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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