I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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