i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Im part way to drunk.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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