Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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