i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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