I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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