i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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