You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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