I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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